I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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