i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize