Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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