question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
