i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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