you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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