So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
