If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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