It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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