I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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