Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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