4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
More tranny stories later!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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