We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't think brook has ever known best
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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