I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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