The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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