i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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