just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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