ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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