yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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