Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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