who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what day is it and did you see me today?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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