All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I have post one night stand depression
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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