He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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