Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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