did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
