And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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