I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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