ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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