i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
why do cheetos always look like penises
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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