Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
if only i could text you this smell
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My bed smells like the plague
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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