My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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