In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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