Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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