She is in my trunk
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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