Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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