hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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