office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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