Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Still dying that you shit outside
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
my liver is dry heaving
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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