remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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