i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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