There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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