ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
