he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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