just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
