I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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