That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
