have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
