none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
