Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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