Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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