so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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