I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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